She was the next door neighbor girl in a next to
nothing dress
She stood next to the men and they couldn't catch their breath
They laced their marijuana and their alligator
shoes
They pulled up in their Porsches and their BMWs
The sweetest money maker never had to shake
The suckers gave her all their loving money anyway
Now you're getting into trouble just to get another
try
The wife is on the warpath so you see her on the sly
She's
standing at the front door while you're sneaking in the back
Cause she's got bigger bumpers than your custom Cadillac
Your mind is on her fanny
and your eyes are on her chest
The next door neighbor girl in the next to nothing dress
Well I don't know about her future but one thing is
fairly sure
Long as she's got that figure then I'll figure she's secure
As long as heaven blesses
her with beauty on that bod
She'll love you like the devil and she'll send your dough abroad
Your money's in another country gaining interest
The next door neighbor
girl in the next to nothing dress